The bad is your baby is ginger, the good news is it's stillborn".
After contemplating whether a shot is 176 yards or 178, ends up hitting it 150.
Favourite expression: "I can't decide if it's a hard 7 or a soft 6".
The police still haven't seen the funny side of it, and they've confiscated my laptop.
However, the news isn't all bad - the wife has gone to stay with her mother.
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We've compiled 11 interviews with IT leaders and experts who attended and spoke at Interop ITX 2018, including keynote speakers Sam Ramji, VP Product Management, Google Cloud and Joe Barkai, Consultant, Speaker, Author and Blogger.-- A midwife had just delivered a baby and turned to the mother and said."I've got some good news and some bad news for you.OBLIVIOUS GUY Defining characteristics: So preoccupied with his own game never looks for anyone else's ball. " BALL RETRIEVER GUY Defining characteristics: Never passes a water hazard without his trusty scoop at the ready. MULLIGAN GUY Defining characteristics: Liberally allows himself another whack even when first shot is findable. Favourite expression: "Son of a gun, I actually think it goes both ways!When driving a cart, always blows past your ball and heads directly to his. " YARDAGE BOOK GUY Defining characteristics: Has to walk off every blade of grass before hitting.Favourite expression: "One in the pond, two drop, three back in the pond.Four I had that funky lie in the bunker and left it in the bunker"... Favourite expression: "A few beers will loosen up that swing!More business processes and highly-specialized tasks are being targeted for automation with the goal of making people and companies more efficient.If you haven't considered how intelligent automation will affect your career and your company, and even if you have, following are some points to consider that may help you navigate the issue.THE FRAT BOY Defining characteristics: Unable to fathom a round of golf without a steady stream of adult beverages. " CIGAR GUY Defining characteristics: The easiest golfer to locate on the course thanks to waft of smoke trailing behind him.Oblivious to playing partners struggling for air - and the ash droppings on his belly. " THE SANDBAGGER Defining characteristics: The 15 handicap who is somehow playing 'much better' than he has in years.